We have irreparably damaged our own reputations by making this podcast and now you can do the same! Why not disappoint friends, loved ones and colleagues by bringing some Deep-Sea Podcast merchandise into your life?

We have created a Redbubble store where we will be adding items inspired by some quotes from the show. We have never done this sort of thing before so feel free to send feedback or request future items to podcast@armatusoceanic.com


Show Logo

Make it stand out

Announce to the world your love for a show where two scientists destroy their careers and reputation all in the name of a bit of educational fun.

This one was an easy win, just use the logo! As the logo has to be visible in a podcast feed, it’s nice and bold for printing on shirts and stickers. We gave it a defined edge so it works even on light backgrounds. Click here for available designs.


Turning the lights on in the vampire department

Our first novel design is based off a chat from episode 8 where Alan accuses Thom of wanting to "Turn the lights on in the Vampire Department", and seems to imply that Thom has romantic intensions towards the vampire squid. As it is Thom writing this, I can attest that this is baseless slander.

We went with a cartoony style and solid blocks of colour that print well. The background is transparent so prints really nicely on dark colours. Click here for available designs


I’m your tongue now.

We've talked about this for a while, and now it's finally here! Satisfy your parasitic isopod merch needs right here.

The design is based on a podcast episode in which Thom and Alan discuss the weirdest thing in the deep-sea, the parasitic isopod, Cymothoa exigua. If you would like to listen to the whole episode then you can find it here.

More coming soon…